I think it's time you wake up and smell the damn roses.
DEAR FRIEND,

Can I uninstall ios8?

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

klingondays:

meowoofau:

13 cats failing at hide and seek

As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.

masters of disguise!

dutchster:

"Gay people are ruining the sanctity of marriage"

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holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

smellestine:

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

taco, you lick your own butt. I really don’t think you should be pointing fingers.

stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

Come to Canada then

spellboundsama:

queerofsheba:

russia: no homo

the rest of the world: image

This might be the best use of this asdfmovie gif ever

clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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ironychan:

moriarty:

IM CRYING THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN

Look at the actual painting, though.  Can we talk about the depths of Steve’s denial here?

ironychan:

moriarty:

IM CRYING THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN

Look at the actual painting, though.  Can we talk about the depths of Steve’s denial here?

erectiledisfandom:

bogleech:

IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF

FUCK TOO RISKY MAN NOOO

quiixotical:

bill:

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW


[VERY SMALL VOICE] foobaw!

quiixotical:

bill:

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW

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[VERY SMALL VOICE] foobaw!

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